What is this abomination!?
there’s a song about this that my mom taught me when we used to go backpacking when i was little:
"as i was walking down the street on a dark and dreary day, i came across a billboard and much to my dismay, the sign was torn and tattered from the storm the night before. the wind and rain had done it shame for this is what i saw:
smoke coca-cola cigarettes, drink wrigley’s spearmint beer, kennel ration dog food makes your wife’s complexion clear. sanitize your baby with a hershey’s candy bar, and texaco’s the beauty cream that’s used by all the stars
so take your next vacation in a brand new frigidaire, learn to play piano in your winter underwear, doctors say that babies should smoke until they’re three and people over sixty five should bathe in lipton tea”