we-are-the-lonely-ones:

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

(via pathosnaut)

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

(via thisneckofthewoods)

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

(Source: 4gifs, via fitanne)

13mph:

In 4th grade I pointed out two mistakes my teacher made on a worksheet and she looked me dead in the eye and said, “You’re not perfect either, Andrew” and I’m still not over that.

(Source: 180mph, via xereneas)

Finally made it to the beach!!!

illustratedshadows:

do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go

why

the fuck

did nobody punch me in the face

(Source: luciditydream, via thisneckofthewoods)

RDJ is blurring the lines between work and reality again„

(via asmymlivural)

surreptitiouslyrandom:

sandradeeart:

jsanmateo:

edgebug:

ravetimeravetimeplacenta:

the-amblingalp:

20lightyearsaway:

wolf-in-the-fold:

Faber Castell’s 250 Year Anniversary (1761-2011) Art & Graphic Case
(x)

why is there porn on my dash!?

there are children on this website

someone buy this for me

I wouldn’t even use it I would just gaze at it

please tag your nsfw

droooooooool *slurp slurp* 

holy shit that’s hot

I need this in my life please.

(Source: assassincreeds)

surreptitiouslyrandom:

1d-r5-edsheeran-more:

maybewewillbecloser:

searching-for-nirvana:

I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.

that’s a very accurate definition of red. 

did ed sheeran write that

woah.

(Source: givemebackmyhomo)

abbiegoth:

heatherm00ch:

jordanorsomething:

punkrawkanarkay:

Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.

dogcats

STOP

I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you

(Source: daranon, via withinyouwithout-you)